Harry and his wife are driving in the country…
Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign...
Why do Farts stink?
Why do Farts stink?So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky
Preganat wife? Avoid these!
Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant:17. “I finished the...
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.