Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek?
Why don’t lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.
Man On Sofa And Football Watcher
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?The...
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to...
Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally…
Q: Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally made two appointments at...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?A Slut sleeps with everyone,...
Fake two dollar bill
|On my way home from the second job I’ve taken for the extra holiday...
Boyfriends
How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to...
Real advertisements 03
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Toaster:...