Great Gifts
William Bennett recalls when one of his “radical students” at Boston University announced that...
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
Why do Lawyers smell?
Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...
1 wish ?
Two guys, of limited intelligence, were on a ship that sank in the middle...
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you...