Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Sick Coffin
A funeral procession was winding it’s way to the cemetery on top of the...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
Whorehouse
Q. What does a sign on a whorehouse say in the middle of the...
Lawyer Sky Diving
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves…
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
A nun arrives at the local bar
|John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and...
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....