Snowmen and Snowladies
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?It doesn’t matter..Theres a Blackout!
Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
Odd One Out
Q: Which is the odd one out – a refrigerator, a washing machine, a...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
Flying without a parachute
|A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As...