Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
The last request
Father O’Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishionersafter his Sunday morning service as...
A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...
After You
My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so...
Offended
Three honeymoon couples find themselves in adjacent rooms in a hotel.As they are getting...
Newly Wed Couple
this newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have...
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won’t hump women’s...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.