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Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...
A little girl was walking along a beach in California…
A little girl was walking along a beach in California whenshe came across a...
Wise cooking advice
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How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
A black and a white guy in heaven.
A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up...
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
A bet made at the local bar
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Kewl Job Application!
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