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A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
The Top 10 Signs You’re Flying On A Bad Airline
The engine’s being held on by duct tape. You see the Gorilla from those...
Wise cooking advice
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If men had PMS, what would happen?
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
Huge criminal record
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The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
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