Paper or Plastic?
One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked...
George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
On their wedding night the husband was so self…
On their wedding night the husband was so self – conscious about the smallness...
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...