Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
Random Ramblings!
** A waist is a terrible thing to mind. ** Air Pollution is a...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin?
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
Little Johnny and Venus Statue
The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: “What do you like...
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child…
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. “Congratulations,” said the nurse,...
A construction worker was whistling…
A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by...
Earthquake at a bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
blonde kidnap
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...