Why did the blond get fired from the M&M Factory?
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M’s Factory?She threw away all the...
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Air Force One crashes
|Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret...
The Vet Delivers
There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He...
Legion Camel #1
A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain...
Married Men’s Magazine
Did you hear about the new men’s magazine that caters exclusively to married men?It’s...
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...