Blonde Inventions!
The top 10 inventions by Blondes:1) The water-proof towel 2) Solar powered flashlight 3)...
AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to...
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
Coffee is better than Women.
Why Coffee Is Better Than Women:~ Coffee doesn’t mind if you wake up at...
She-Devil
There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home...
Lawyers arrive in Japan
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
The Irish Driver
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city...