Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
Drawing God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked...
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door…
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband....
Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...
Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
What’s an Australian kiss?
Q. What’s an Australian kiss?A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down...
Universal Corporate Translator
“ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION”:You’ll be making under $6 an hour.- – - – -”ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN...
The definition of amnesia
AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.