Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...
Speak
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the...
Bottle fed baby?
A woman and a baby come into the doctor’s office.She is taken into an...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
Stand Over There
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...