Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant…
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
Misunderstanding terms
|One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don’t speak the...
Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...
How to speak Southern
|WORLD FAMOUS SOUTHERN TALKBECOME A NATIVE SOUTHERNERHow to talk native SOUTHERN in one easy...
What do a moped and a blonde have in common?
What do a moped and a blonde have in common? They’re both fun to...
Would you define OCR?
|OCR – Optical Character RecognitionA technology that can take written words and convert them...