Consultation fees
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The big test!
An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents...
Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own…
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
Company buzz words
|New Corporate Buzz Words for the 90′s Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...