Research paper excuses!
A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research...
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a...
She Wants What He Has
Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade...
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...
Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....
A Change Of Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.”Look, I’ll give...
A clever court case
One evening after attending a concert, two men were walking down the road when...
How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her...