Blonde quickies 231-240
231. Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides...
A peculiar birthday card
This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. Sheasks the clerk...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
Tell Me
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed…
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette...
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...