Men and Pigs
What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don’t turn into men when they...
Sleeping in Church
Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service...
Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...
That Rubber Thingy…
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a...
Yo mama is so hairy
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so...
Men Should Listen
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving...
A corny blonde joke
Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VIII
Stacking Strategy. It is not enough to pile lots ofdocuments on the table. Put...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?