New scientific theories VI
New scientific theoriesGRAND PRIZE WINNER: When a cat is dropped, it ALWAYS lands on...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Blonde Email
How do you know when a blonde’s been sending e-mail? Envelopes in the disk...
Wife and your job?
What’s the difference between your wife and your job?After 5 years your job will...
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
Boarding from what gate?
|At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the...
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast…
A 10pm curfew was imposed in BelfastEverybody had to be off the streets or...
Stupid Insults 15/31
His brain could be the perfect dielectric. His brain was sold separately and they...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...