What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
The Astronaut Joke
What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan?An Unidentified Frying Object!
It is all in the money
A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that...
Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
Dead Rabbit
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...