Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
Waterfall
What is a waterfall that goes upwards?…Viagrafalls
Computers: Male or Female?
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide...
Appropriate punishment
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The...
Going crazy with confusion
|A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, “How did you...
Dog washing
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks...
Sexually active
A REDNECK BRINGS HIS DAUGHTER TO THE GYNOCOLOGIST FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.THE DR. ASKS,”IS...