Why married women get heavy.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?A. Single women come home, see...
Speeding
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled...
Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
Dying Wives!
“I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner,...
What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need...
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
pillsbury dough boy
what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a...
Man, I’m Glad I’m A Man
Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a...
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours…
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout...
Anniversary Gift
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants...