Now thats lazy!
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Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo...
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A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were…
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on...
You be the Judge!
A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of...
baseball heaven?
There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a...
No cookies for Grandpa.
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What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
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