Polak: Build Me A Box
A Polak went to a carpenter and said, “Can you build me a box...
Politicians accident
|Politicians accidentA bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon,...
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme? Hump me dump me
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant…
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...