Golfing with Doc…
I was playing golf with my doctor friend one day.He ALWAYS hit his drives...
Lesser Of Two Evils
Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a...
Free haircuts
|A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to...
Poor batman!
A nun is walking down the street, when suddenly a punk jumps out of...
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
Jelly
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, “So how?s your breakfast...
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...