Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
Polak Signal Lights
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he...
Nurses Revenge
Four nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for,...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
Top Signs That You’re Too Old to Trick or Treat …
|10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have...
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant…
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the...
Driving exams worry me
|Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don’t worry about it....