The highly-skilled fly
|A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For...
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...
Job well done!
A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman...
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...