Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda…
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about...
Hop on!
|What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?Hop on!
First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell...
Shingle Material
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you...
During a recent publicity outing…
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit afortune teller of some...
Diet Rules
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has...
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
A man and wife entered a…
A man and wife entered a dentist’s office.The Wife said, “I want a tooth...