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Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant…
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde…
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come home from work...
A naive young girl goes into the doctors office.
A naive young girl goes into the doctor’s office. She says, “Doc, I’m getting...
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam…
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named...
Reason For Divorce
One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that...
Short Lawyer Jokes II
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a...
How To Get A Man To Leave
How do you get a man to leave when you want?Ask him about his...
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians
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