Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
Top Ten Television Shows in Iraq
“Husseinfeld” “Mad About Everything” “U.S. Military Secrets Revealed” “Suddenly Sanctions” “Allah McBeal” “Wheel of...
One neighbor says to the other…
One neighbor says to the other, “Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the...
Top ten tips to know if you have PMS
10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 9. You’re adding chocolate chips to...
ONE with the land!
A Texas cowboy got a visit from his cousin who lives in the east.He...
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
How to play golf.
A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play...
Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...