Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...
Boy or Girl
In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born...
Holy Camel
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before...
Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
You might be a redneck if…beer
You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.
Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!
Collymore change a lightbulb
|Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air,...
I deserve to be married
|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant “ex-girlfriend”...