A man with a glass eye is here to see you
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Tiger Woods vs. Stevie Wonder!
At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that...
Wishing
A man and woman were lying in bed on night and the woman said...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...
Bilingual Dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says...
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Bad Pop Rocks
Cassie was taking two of her grandsons on their very first train ride from...
Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...