Without a Christmas bonus
|Ten signs you’re not getting a christmas bonus10. Co-workers refer to you as “the...
Knock Knock Jokes 13
Knock Knock Who’s there? Amsterdam! Amsterdam who? Amsterdam tired of all these Knock Knock...
Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?
Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?A: It did $100 million worth...
An offense
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Signs and notices 10
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign for a...
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...