Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
Adam Gets Two Organs
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some...
Bug flew into a barn
|A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good...
OUCH!
OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
Little johnny at school 2
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him...
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
|10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it.9. It’s celebrity spokesman...
Who won the race?
Ok there are two gay guys and two lesbians. They are on a race...
A catholic lithany
A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in in New...