Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
Things to do visiting your Therapist
Some ways to make sure you get an interesting prescription:1. Ask to borrow a...
Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
Unfaithful Mates
Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started...
One day a boy asks his dad…
One day a boy asks his dad,”What’s the difference between a pussy and a...
Emergency doctor visit
A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung...
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won’t hump women’s...
Eucalyptus Road
Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send...
Urine Resample
A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being...
New Driver’s License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...