Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
Bad Date Signs!
Not only is she a little young, but you’re sure that you used to...
Real advertisements 03
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Toaster:...
Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game…
Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game.And for the...
Three Larry’s
Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry....
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly…
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat ofhis...
The new car.
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he...
Why did the boy…
Why did the boy take a ladder to school?It was a high school.
Old Chinese proverb
Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!