Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
Holmes investigation
|Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy…
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
Packers
Why did the Packers tear up the end zone after a Vikings Game?There was...
Two Italian Stallions
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
Miscellaneous yo mama jokes
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo...
Technology problems
|One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national...