Two Black Eyes
Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His work mates...
Bank customer service
|”I’m not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when...
Bride and Groom
This guy is getting married and he is a bit nervous since he is...
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
The Italian
One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.I go down...
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...
Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a...
The General’s Temperature
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...