What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
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I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
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My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
Wife-taming method
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Dare to Swim
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Solving Bat Problem
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The Top Signs That Your Net Relationship Is Over
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Redneck Dating practice
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Life of an Egg
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