I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s disease
|5. You never have to watch reruns on television.4. You are always meeting new...
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
Each man gives a story
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Cement
Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck...
Emergency Kit
Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside,...
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one...
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking...