Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
A Blonde’s Dream
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went...
Odds For Meeting A Female
The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
20 truths about men
1. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers. 2....
Should I have a baby after 35?
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.
If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
A few questions and answers
Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?A. Slow down and use...