Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
I dont want a ride!
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and...
The Apple Corps!
|What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!
The smart Irishman.
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor,...
Banjo jokes
|Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only...
What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...
Who’s Fishing?
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
Playing With Vibrator
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in...