Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
What is a country song played backwards?
What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog...
Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
Tell the whole truth
|`You seem to be in some distress,’ said the kindly judge to the witness....
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
Microsoft renames itself
|NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft” — which...
A dentis appointment
Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits....
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond…
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. “It happens to...
Breaking into a house
|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.