Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking…
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across...
Are you talking to me?
|At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Strange name for cats
|One day there was a woman who lost her cat named “LOVE.” It was...
You’re back again?
|The Judge said to the defendant. “I thought I told you I never wanted...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...