Dogs and Light Bulbs
|How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
By My Side
Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:”Zelda, you’ve...
50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose...
I dont want a ride!
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and...
Priest and Nun Golfing
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed...
Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who...
Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...