Staring down from the bench to announce the terms…
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge...
A lusty camel
A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out...
True…so very, very true!
A man will pay $2 for an item that costs $1 if he wants...
Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
How many women does…?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit...
If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
Headaches
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went...
Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.