Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time…
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted...
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
A farmer and his girlfriend…
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of…
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of theScottish Highlands...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
Tree Talk
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small...
Biology Class
Biology Class In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels...
Blonde quickies 81-100
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price,...