the knot
A string walks into a bar and ask the waiter for a beer. The...
Blonde paints the porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
Free haircuts
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George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard V
Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to GeorgeCostanza, one should also always try to look...
yo mama so stupid.. . refund
Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo Momma is so fat…….
Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the...
My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...
Kneesles
A young couple got married and they’ve never made love before. On their wedding...