Murphy and his wife
|Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park....
The Special Olympics
Q: What’s better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being...
Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
Another yamamma…
Another yamamma…Your mamma is so fat when god said let there be lighthe asked...
A new statue for the bedroom
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
The Taxi Ride.
A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark...
women and small feet
Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to...
Addicted to AOL!
1. You have been on-line for 46 minutes. Do you want to stay on-line?...
Why are you yelling that?
|A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room,...
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...