Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!
It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...
Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven…
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The...
Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...
Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...